i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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