Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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