So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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