Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Are my feet made of real feet?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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