I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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