White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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