I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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