Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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