we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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