is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
