if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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