GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You can make out without kissing
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