in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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