So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I am mentally ready for anal.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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