we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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You have to summon your inner elephant
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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