God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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