I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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