Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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