I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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