Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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