if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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