saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Let's get the cat blown out
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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