my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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