I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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