break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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