For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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