Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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