Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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