I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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