Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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