I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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