She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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