apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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