like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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