I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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