Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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