Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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