Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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