I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
