i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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