Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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