I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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