So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Terrible idea I love it
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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