you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize
