Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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