im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Pants are for mortals
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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