I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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