dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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