My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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