Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
And then he peed in my hair
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