So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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