Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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