That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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