C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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