I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I want a musical about memes.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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