State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Green mimosas i think yes
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I love you. Go after that dick
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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