Barsexuality is the new black.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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