Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Randomize
