dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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