I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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