SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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