just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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